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I have come to a very startling conclusion.

My name is not dignified. It's a minuscule two syllables. Five lonely little letters. Not the least bit intimidating. A measly reference to a vicious magical beast isn't enough for a Malfoy. Clearly this was some small mistake my parents made, hoping I would recognize their fault and correct it myself. Perhaps this is a test of my maturity?

In any case, I have no choice but to change it to something befitting my presence. When my title is properly adjusted, surely I'll be able to grow a properly dastardly mustache.

Does the name Mestiphoclous strike fear into your heart? Or Beelzebub maybe? Ooh, Shaquslu is rather dashing...

The Student Formerly Known As Draco
Current Mood:
contemplative contemplative
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On August 28th, 2005 12:55 am (UTC), aterryblepun commented:
I'd suggest Irrumator, if you'd prefer something more intimidating. Or perhaps Mentula, or Muleirculam.
But then I have always been fond of Latin names.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
I'm sixty five percent sure you've just insulted me. Even though Muleirculam does sound intimidating, I think I'll just look more into the latin thing.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
You do that, Malfoy.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
I was planning to.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
And yet you Pribble.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:55 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
Some of us can multi-task.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
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On August 28th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
Does that make you feel smart?

Flocci faci faccio non. faccio.
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On August 28th, 2005 04:16 am (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
I'm a Ravenclaw. I always feel smart.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
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On September 1st, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC), canonically_hot replied:
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant.
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On September 2nd, 2005 03:04 am (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant.
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On September 2nd, 2005 03:34 am (UTC), canonically_hot replied:
You can't even spell your Latin properly.

It should be "spatium", although why I'm bothering to correct you, I don't know.
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On September 2nd, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
Probably due to my shaky philosophy.

An uncompromising need to correct spelling and grammar. Are you sure you're in the right House, Zabini?
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On September 3rd, 2005 09:46 am (UTC), canonically_hot replied:
If you're going to insult someone, shouldn't you at least have the wit to do it properly?
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On September 3rd, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
That was not an insult. Nor was it a compliment. Just an observation.
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On September 3rd, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC), canonically_hot replied:
No, but the other bit, in Latin, was.
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On September 3rd, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC), aterryblepun replied:
Only if you dislike barbarians.
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On September 4th, 2005 04:32 am (UTC), canonically_hot replied:
Or if one prefers to maintain one's personal space.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:13 am (UTC), angstproblem commented:
I think Arseface is much more appropriate.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
You know, I was waiting to see what clever and cutting name you would come up with. I find myself very disappointed. In myself, I mean, for having expectations of you.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC), angstproblem replied:
I assume that's just your roundabout way of saying you don't like it.

I do, though. Arseface. Such a nice ring to it, and so descriptive.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC), _hellebore commented:
... There are no words.
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On August 28th, 2005 01:31 pm (UTC), slightlybatty commented:
Definitely Shaquslu. It sounds so intimidating.
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On August 28th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC), morelikeadonkey commented:
I've always liked Striapach.
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On August 28th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC), puce_adrian commented:
I think Draco is a fitting name for you.
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On August 28th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC), insertwittiness commented:
Feeling insecure?
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