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Shouldn't a private school be just a bit more selective? Perhaps I should have attended Durmstag...

I mean, honestly, I deserve to be canonized for putting up with the misguided nonsense of Weasels, the barbarics of Hufflepuffs and the sheer uncleanlyness of certain students... If Mother hadn't insisted I attend Hogwarts, I think I would have been quite happy to carry on with private tutors for the rest of my life, but noooo.

Of course, there's that pesky business of nobody wanting to tutor me, but that's not my fault -- Mrs. Fisher wouldn't stop inquiring about Father... I had to glue her lips shut. It was for the best, you see. Who needs to learn the French language, anyway? Everyone in the civilized world speaks English so there isn't any reason to learn anything else.

And I didn't mean to turn Mrs MacNair into a toad. I'd meant to turn her into a frog -- you can't very well expect an eight year old the have perfect transfiguration skills, can you?

Things have been rather boring as of late, don't you all think? Aside from rather unsightly Ravenclaw women talking about sleeping with half the school (which is odd, because I thought that particular profession was usually taken up by Gryffindor women). I must agree with Tracey -- its appalling. I do not need to know which halfblood hormone crazed moron is sleeping with which unseemly fat woman.
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On July 23rd, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC), slightlybatty commented:
There's just no need to learn a second language. It's my belief that when you come across someone who does not speak English, keep speaking English.. simply louder. They'll figure it out eventually.
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On July 23rd, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
Yes, and if they seem dimmer than most just shout as well.
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On July 23rd, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC), notbloodymorgan commented:
Oh we would miss you so terribly much.

Why don't you just get your bloody ridiculous arse out of Hogwarts already? Honestly, no one important is objecting.
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On July 24th, 2005 01:55 am (UTC), affluent_snob replied:
I'm sure you would miss me -- what else would you do with your time if you didn't spend it envying me? I suppose you would just wither and die.
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On July 24th, 2005 11:54 pm (UTC), notbloodymorgan replied:
Something along those lines, yes.
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