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of one Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Sex God
15 June
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This is the diary record of the extremely significant and interesting thoughts of one Draco Malfoy, yes, that Draco Malfoy. It is very unlikely that you're worthy to read it, but you're here and can't be stopped (unfortunately) so stay out of the way unless you would like to endure great pain. Or insults. Or something unpleasant of that sort. You get the idea.


Name: Draco Malfoy

Age: 16 (born June 5, 1980)

Year/House: 6th, Slytherin

Class List: Astronomy, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, Potions, Transfiguration and History Of Magic.

Wand: Yew with unicorn hair and fairly flexible. Rumour says twelve inches, but it’s really more ten and a half.

Likes: Draco has plenty of things he likes, but he has *taste* so don't expect a lot of people to be on the list. Expensive sweets, rare magical items and compliments (to himself - you don't really think he'd give them?) make his day satisfactory. Getting a chance to humiliate others is just a bonus.

Dislikes: Potter. And red heads. And people who think they're smarter than Draco but just get their marks because they suck up, really, and that's not fair at all. And bad hair days - on other people of course, Malfoy hair doesn't have bad days.

Quirks: It is *perfectly normal* to spend all your time humiliating (certainly not stalking thankyou) a certain group of people, and implications otherwise will
not be tolerated.

Bloodline: Pureblood

Pet/Familiar: An eagle owl. Well, several, really, but only one stays at the castle at a time.

Appearance: How can you not know what a Malfoy looks like? Any Malfoy born with less than white hair, silver eyes and fine, aristocratic (and certainly not *pointy*, how dare you imply that) features... well they just don't exist. And Malfoy heirs are NOT GIRLY WILL YOU STOP INSULTING HIS MASCULINITY PLEASE?

PB: Leo, for want of someone more appropriate. Apparently Christina Aguilera wasn't the right idea.

History: Draco has had a "comfortable" childhood, with plenty of experience ordering house elves around and charming guests. Generally, he had everything a wizard could ever want, as a child, as well as a back up in case the first one didn't work. That didn't stop him from throwing tantrums to rival Potter, years before Harry even dreamt of it. The only wish he was ever denied was ballet lessons, but really, he saw his father's point after a while. There's only so much a man can get away with, even when he's rich.

Personality: Draco is rich, cultured, and beautiful, so you can't really ask for more. Manners are for people too poor to buy friends.

Love Life: Love is a relative term, usually used to describe Draco’s relationship with himself. That’s not to say he’s opposed to steamy trysts in various broom closets around the castle, or an extra study session with one of the higher quality teachers. Of course he’s straight, though. Boys are just up for some experimentation, and Draco wants to test all his options. A few times. But he’s straight.

View on Voldemort/the War: Draco is his father’s son, and that’s all there is to say, really. Voldemort has a thing for Swan Lake.

How Your Character Spent Their Summer Vacation: Draco spent his summer listening in on Death Eater tea parties and practicing curses on small animals with lightning scars painted on their foreheads. Despite the busy schedule he managed to squeeze in the odd plié.

Character Secrets: Nobody knows about the tutu at the bottom of Draco’s trunk, but I didn’t tell you. The DE thing is a bit of a given, no?

Note: This journal is part of the Imperimentis RPG and is in no way affiliated with JK Rowling or any of her underlings. Draco is currently [and in the future unless I screw things up] played by essawkward. Enjoy the game.
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